studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it

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Oh dear, your claws have gotten a bit too long… we’ll have to groom them. And your paw pads are full and plump. Very attractive!

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What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.


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a major moment in history

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